Score: 8

"Hmm... Nice."

submission: I Hate Snowmen

date: January 5, 2008

Suprisingly amusing; I thought it was quite well made, and a good flash all round.

Score: 6

"Ok..."

submission: Halo: Awesome Evolved

date: January 5, 2008

Well that was weird. What's even weirder is all the people commenting about how this is inaccurate and the like. They're all idiots. It's just humour, and we don't care about your opinions on the size of someone's cock, and definitely not the colour.

Score: 8

"Being gay doesn't make you nice."

submission: That Silly Nellson*

date: May 19, 2007

Before I explain my point of view, I'd just like to say I have nothing against homosexuals. But this guy is a pervert. I mean, who keeps a vast supply of sex toys in his bathroom, and uses them while on the toilet? And laughs when he wakes up with one of them in his bed? Being homosexual isn't an excuse for that.

Score: 10

"Flawless"

submission: Command & Conquer TC

date: May 7, 2007

It was brilliant from the start! I've always wanted the construction yard thing to kill someone, especially when it wont deploy. Then along came MacGyver...

Score: 10

"Amazing!"

submission: Super Console Wars Part 2

date: May 6, 2007

Perfection in flash form; it's great fun to spot as many references as possible. The rendering is strong in this one.

Score: 0

"Hated it"

submission: Ultimate Ninja Showdown 2

date: December 20, 2006

Why? Why do you bring me pain with this rubbish? Is it just me, or is this whole series designed to make your crappy ninja (as his name says) look good? So, remind me, why this stupid little series will prove that your ninja is the 'ultimate NG ninja'? Next time, just ask the voting viewers which ninjas best, rather than create a biased and boring animation.

PS. If you reply to this, you'll probably say something like 'It's just to attract attention' or say something weird. Well, in weirdness terms, top this:
I lost my erection for this?!?

Score: 1

"Well that sucked."

submission: Ultimate Ninja Showdown I

date: December 20, 2006

I didn't think it was physically possible to make ninjas suck. However, you have just proved me wrong. Let me show you why in this easy to read list:

Pros:
1.One character was 3D. Oh wow.

Cons:
1.While one character was 3D, he moved like he was drunk, retarded, and full of tranquiliser.
2.Way too short.
3.The voices were crap.
4.Neither of the characters acted vaguely ninja-ish.
5.You overrated yourself at the end.

Now you may say that 3D is hard to do in flash, and it probably is, but so what? Maybe because it's easier, it's easier to become good at it. So people, do yourself a favour, and turn away now. Do not bother loading such a large file for something with such little content, style, humour or violence. Please.

Score: 10

"Everythings Perfect"

submission: Mystic Island 4

date: December 19, 2006

So... good... Everything looks crap in comparison! If only all flash humour thingies were like this! Everything was great, great music, funny voices, great humour eg. RPG Norm, and brilliant characters. We here at *where Tesco-Value-Demon* lives loved this film. As to anyone who disliked this film, we say fu...

Score: 9

"As funny as the rest of it"

submission: The Worst Movie Ever

date: December 19, 2006

As hilarious as the rest of your Mystic Island series. I had to put 0 on most things because it was the WORST NG FILM EVER (by title only). Really, it rocked!

PS. For all you morons who are whining because the 'again' button doesn't work, just right click and select 'rewind'. Wow, that was hard.

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: Prison Escape

date: December 17, 2006

It is a pretty good puzzle, game. I only have one problem. How is adolf hitler an anagram of a German Leader? An anagram is where the letters are mixed up! Or is it a dyslexic anagram?